Over the years a girl acquires one or two stalkers. I think I have had one particular stalker since about 2004. It was strange back when I started dating my now ex-husband I used to get these phone calls whenever he wasn't around. Someone would call and hang up. Very irritating.
I kept telling him, "It only happens when you aren't here!" Someone must know when you aren't around to call me.
It never dawned on me that it might actually be him. Until now. Yeah, and he is still checking up on me, reading my blog and keeping tabs any way he can. I wish I had not had so much faith in him. So here's to you stalker! I especially love number one.
Thank-you to Www.Telewatcher.com for their input on this as well. They had a list of Top Ten Stalker Songs that I really couldn't beat, so I just modified it slightly.